Warren charged with many things

It is unknown at this time whether Canadian model/actress Estella Warren aspires to the heights of public debauchery populated by Lindsay Lohan. However, as E! Online reports, Warren is at least a contender in the eyes of LA cops. Hit-and-run, DUI, assault and trying to escape a felony led to her $100,000 bond. As if that laundry list was not enough, she confessed to being 40 years old on her arrest report. That’s 8 years older than her publicly acknowledged age.

She might just be fighting the authority

While neither Estella Warren nor her publicist have commented on Monday’s spectacle, enthusiasts of Tim Burton’s 2001 remake of “Planet of the Apes” might argue that like Warren’s slave girl character Daena in that movie, who battled valiantly against simian oppressors, Warren was simply fighting the power. According to LA law enforcement who spoke to TMZ, she was just really drunk. It was surely too bad.

Estella Warren certainly didn’t stop. These were the events that happened:

1. Warren hit three parked cars with her Toyota Prius.
2. She stayed fuel efficient while hurrying from the scene.
3. Warren got pulled over by law enforcement officer.
4. She lit up the breathalyzer and was nabbed for DUI.
5. Then she stood up against power even more.
6. Warren was taken into custody after being cuffed.
7. During booking – when the age discrepancy was revealed – the previous Canadian synchronized swimming champ shimmed out of her handcuffs.
8. She got a trying to escape a felony charge since she ran to the door and tried to get away.
9. Bail was set at $100,000, according to the L.A. County Sheriff.
10. She was a jail bird, that’s for sure.

Better conduct expected

Drinking too several alcoholic beverages can send any person into a downward spiral. United States pop culture loves to check out celebrities meaning it always hits the front page when a celeb drinks too much. It is even worse since Warren is internationally known for her television, film and modeling career while having appearing in some of the most famous magazines.

Citations

E! Online

eonline.com/uberblog/b243600_estella_warren_arrested_dui_hit_run.html

Estella Warren wiki

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estella_Warren

Planet of the Apes – The Sacred Scrolls

planetoftheapes.wikia.com/wiki/Daena

TMZ

bit.ly/ivEW1F

Howling over Little Red Estella Warren

youtube.com/watch?v=dnwHS3wc1B8